Latest Designs

• Look who just swam over from Stupid Island!
• Bite Me!
• It must be something in the water!
• NEVER SURRENDER! Even when life is dragging you around by your lip!


Popular Designs


• In murky water, Faith & Spirit are the lures that attract the cures!
• Let's go catch a BUZZ-bait!
• I'd rather be hugging the shore than hugging her!
• She's wrong! i'm just a quiet drinker with a fishing problem!
• Want to hook up?!
• Is spooning out of the question?!
• At first it was for the thrill, but then I became hooked!
• How about giving me just a little bit of slack!
• That fast food will kill you!
• Just shake it off!
• They must have slipped me a Mickey Finn!
• Time to plug it!
• Wife of
• It's only trouble if you open your mouth
• Did you just call me a perch?!
• It's all about reading between the lines!
• Talk to the fin!
• I wasn't born with this silver spoon in my mouth
• Why does everyone want to drag me through the weeds?!
• Is it just me or is there... always a jerk at the other end?!
• It's not my fault... my memory span is only 30 seconds!
• I'm the one that got away!
• I'm a keeper
• Just doing it bass-ackwards
• Shitz Creek
• Okay.so I'm attracted to the artificial and shallow types!
• What's in your tackle box?!
• Wicked Awesome
• Nice bobbers!
• Took it hook line and sinker!
• Come on now. is your pond half sunnies or half crappies!?
• I might be a lot of things, but I'm no bottom feeder!
• Recycle! If you wouldn't want it in your pond, don't put it in mine!
• What can I say, that line gets me every time!